Shakespeare's Pizza

Cheese Pizza

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Toppings

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Pizza Lovers’ Passion

Choose any four toppings, STOAM, NOT STOAM, or otherwise, and add another for free

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The Vegetarian

Extra Cheese, Red Onions, Mushrooms, Black Olives and Green Peppers. Order this. It's good for you

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The Meat Lover's

Pepperoni, Canadian Bacon, Italian Sausage, Lean Ground Beef, Breakfast Bacon. Don't order this. It's not good for you. We'll charge up the defibrillator just in case

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The Darwin

Named in honor of our former mayor, and his respect for bicycles, badminton, borscht, beer, and other healthy-lifestyle stuff: Red Onions, Green Peppers, Artichoke Hearts, Tomatoes, and Turkey

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The Masterpiece

Includes all of the toppings in the STOAM (Stuff On A Masterpiece) list above. This is a very stupidly large amount of food. Yes, the big one is thirty clams, but it’s a meal for four… it’s got over a pound of meat, over a half pound of cheese, and more vegetables than a rabbit farm

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Ollie's Salad

Spinach, cranberries, glazed walnuts, red onion, mandarin oranges, gorgonzola cheese with a balsamic vinaigrette

$4.95

Louie’s Salad

Our Next Best! Spinach, Palm Hearts, real Parmesan cheese, croutons, almonds, and a great dressing that we’re not gonna tell you about. We will tell you that Louie is an employee’s dog

$4.95

Vegetarian

Lettuce, mushrooms, black olives, red onions, green peppers, cheddar cheese, sprouts, tomato, broccoli. COD

$4.95

Meats and Cheeses

Lettuce, turkey, ham, Swiss, American, cheddar, artichoke heart, sprouts, tomato. COD

$4.95

Dinner Salad

Lettuce, cheddar cheese, sprouts, tomato, red onion. COD

$2.49

Extra Dressing Packets

Yes, they’re a quarter. That’s what they cost us. It’s the good stuff

$0.24

Cheese Garlic Bread

Made with real butter a great appetizer. Five slices of French bread with garlic butter and our provolone pizza cheese

$5.49

Frozen Pizzas

are available here and at grocers from St Louis to K.C. We can also ship our frozen pizzas anywhere in the lower 48; ask for details

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Soft Drinks

We offer a wide variety of sodas, in 20 oz bottles as well as from our fountain. We offer Pepsi AND Coke. Free refills (no, not forever, just per visit) when you purchase one of our Shakes Cups (keep the cup!)

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